Friday, June 28, 2013

The Chameleons - Dreams in Celluloid (2013) and Why Call It Anything reissue (2001/2013)

The Chameleons are a frustrating band at times, mostly due to their difficult discography. I say this because they've only ever released four albums of original material, yet there are at least sixteen assorted "other" full-length releases, some of which even span two discs. For a fairly short-lived band that only released about 60 unique songs, that's quite a feat. They've complicated their catalog with an endless stream of compilations, live albums, acoustic re-recordings, and archival releases of demos, outtakes, b-sides, and radio sessions. Plus, most of these extraneous albums were printed in very limited quantities, making them hard to find and expensive to purchase. The recent reissue campaign has only added more material to the mix.

Last week they reissued their only album of original material released during their reunion, Why Call It Anything, and an apparently new collection of assorted rarities, Dreams in Celluloid. I felt compelled to share my thoughts and analysis of these albums because there isn't much information available anywhere else on what they actually contain. I'll discuss Why Call It Anything first.

[Why Call It Anything (original release): not Reg Smithies' best album art.]

[Why Call It Anything (2013 reissue): not an improvement over the original artwork.]

Artist: The Chameleons
Album: Why Call It Anything
Release Date: July 2001, reissued June 2013
Label: Artful (original), Blue Apple (reissue)
Producer: Dave M. Allen (original/disc 1 only), The Chameleons (all)

Disc 1 (original album):
01. Shades
02. Anyone Alive?
03. Indiana
04. Lufthansa
05. Truth Isn't Truth Anymore
06. All Around
07. Dangerous Land
08. Music in the Womb
09. Miracles and Wonders
10. Are You Still There?

Disc 2 (Live at the Academy):
01. A Person Isn't Safe Anywhere These Days
02. Perfume Garden
03. Anyone Alive?
04. Indiana
05. Caution
06. Swamp Thing
07. Lufthansa
08. Dangerous Land
09. Up the Down Escalator
10. Miracles and Wonders
11. Shades
12. Monkeyland
13. Second Skin

Why Call It Anything is a strange album. It was released in 2001, one year after the band reunited to release an album of acoustic re-recordings of their old material (Strip). It clearly sounds like the Chameleons, but it feels more direct, less dreamy and abstract. The songs have simpler arrangements, less dynamic range, and less subtlety. However, the album does pack some power, and the songs are surprisingly catchy. It's not a great album, but certainly a good one, especially for a band reunited after a 13-year hiatus.

This reissue is ever stranger. It claims to be remastered but after examining the waveforms the only difference is slight compression and amplification (see loudness war). It also contains a second bonus disc supposedly containing the 2002 album Live at the Academy. However, that album was originally a two-disc release totaling 18 tracks, whereas this single disc houses just 13 tracks. No mention of these excisions is made. Supposedly, this disc is also remastered, but it sounds nearly identical to the original release, barring the familiar compression and amplification and the presence of less audience noise before and after the songs. The live performances are good, but what happened to "Pleasure and Pain", "Seriocity", "Soul in Isolation", "Splitting in Two", and "Tears"? And why does every live album released by a reunited band seem rather redundant after listening to their original live tapes?

[Dreams in Celluloid.]

Artist: The Chameleons
Album: Dreams in Celluloid
Release Date: June 2013
Label: Blue Apple
Producer: The Chameleons (all but disc 1 tracks 1, 5, 11, 12), Steve Lillywhite (disc 1 tracks 1, 5, 11, 12), Colin Richardson (disc 1 track 13), CJ (aka Chris Jones) (disc 2)

Disc 1:
01. The Fan and the Bellows
02. Dali's Picture
03. Every Day I'm Crucified
04. Looking Inwardly
05. Nostalgia
06. Turn to the Vices
07. Love Is
08. Nathan's Phase
09. Dreams in Celluloid
10. Things I Wish I'd Said
11. Less Than Human
12. In Shreds
13. Prisoners of the Sun

Disc 2 (Tony Fletcher Walked on Water EP):
01. Is It Any Wonder
02. Free for All
03. The Healer
04. Denims and Curls

Anyone familiar with the Chameleons' back-catalog can't help but notice that the first disc of Dreams in Celluloid looks a lot like The Fan and the Bellows (1986) and Dali's Picture (1993), two previous collections of early material. Any suspicions of redundancy will be immediately confirmed by a simple listening test or waveform comparison. Of course, the Chameleons have a long history of hiding their details, so it is extremely difficult to know for sure exactly what is what. Nonetheless, I will do my best to determine what exactly is to be found on Dreams in Celluloid. First, I will examine these earlier releases by the band.

Supposedly, "Dali's Picture is the original demo album the band cut and sent out to various labels" (source). The recordings are somewhat raw and there are few overdubs, so this is easy to believe. It is not easy to know exactly when these recordings where made or even who drummed on them – Brian Schofield was the band's first drummer, present for their first John Peel session in June 1981, but replaced by John Lever sometime between then and the December 1981 recording sessions with Steve Lillywhite for their first single ("In Shreds"). I suspect that Dali's Picture was recorded between those two events, most likely with John Lever, for the following reasons. Peel invited the band to his show on the strength of a demo, but that demo supposedly was a rehearsal recording before the band had found a drummer (according to George Gimarc's Post Punk Diary). Schofield's name appears only in the credits for the Here Today, Gone Tomorrow and John Peel Sessions collections and nowhere else in their catalog, and although that could just be revisionist history, the drumming on Dali's Picture does sound a lot like Lever's style. This is easy to hear by comparing the drumming arrangements on the songs recorded for both the Dali's Picture demos and the Lillywhite sessions.

The Fan and the Bellows was apparently originally an unauthorized release that was almost immediately blocked by the band, but it was then released in several countries on multiple labels anyway, so perhaps the band acquiesced in the end. Thankfully, someone bothered to print the copyright years and production details on the album sleeve (see here). The first half of the album contains the four tracks recorded with Lillywhite ("In Shreds", "Less Than Human", "Nostalgia", and "The Fan and the Bellows"), a 7" edit of "Nostalgia", and "Prisoners of the Sun", the 1983 b-side of "Up the Down Escalator". "In Shreds" would become the band's first single, released in March 1982 and backed with "Less Than Human". "In Shreds" would later be re-issued in 1985, backed by "Nostalgia"; both tracks were appended to the CD release of their second album, What Does Anything Mean? Basically (1985).

The second half of The Fan and the Bellows appear to be demos from 1981, produced only by the band themselves. A quick check identifies "Every Day I'm Crucified" and "Love Is" as duplicates of the material on Dali's Picture, but mastered slightly differently. (The main difference is just less tape hiss.) "Endlessly Falling", "Turn to the Vices", and "Nathan's Phase" sound like they came from the same sessions but have been otherwise unreleased.

["In Shreds" 1982 Epic single. Artwork later reused for The Fan and the Bellows.]

["In Shreds" 1985 Statik single.]

Why is any of this important? Well, Dreams in Celluloid contains next to nothing when it comes to liner notes and details, so careful comparison with these past releases is necessary to figure out what is actually present on this new collection. It turns out that everything on the first disc of Dreams in Celluloid was previously released on one of these two prior compilations, and sometimes on both. Here's the breakdown:

01. The Fan and the Bellows – Steve Lillywhite session outtake, released on The Fan and the Bellows.
02. Dali's Picture – demo, released on Dali's Picture.
03. Every Day I'm Crucified – demo, released on both The Fan and the Bellows and Dali's Picture, but mastering sounds more similar to the latter.
04. Looking Inwardly – demo, released on Dali's Picture.
05. Nostalgia – b-side of 1985 Statik "In Shreds" single, from Steve Lillywhite session, also released on What Does Anything Mean? Basically CD and The Fan and the Bellows.
06. Turn to the Vices – demo, released on The Fan and the Bellows.
07. Love Is – demo, released on The Fan and the Bellows and Dali's Picture, but mastering sounds more similar to the former.
08. Nathan's Phase – demo, released on The Fan and the Bellows.
09. Dreams in Celluloid – demo (early version of "Second Skin"), released on Dali's Picture.
10. Things I Wish I'd Said – demo, released on Dali's Picture.
11. Less Than Human – b-side of 1982 Epic "In Shreds" single, from Steve Lillywhite session, also released on The Fan and the Bellows.
12. In Shreds – single, released 1982 by Epic and 1985 by Statik, from Steve Lillywhite session, also released on The Fan and the Bellows.
13. Prisoners of the Sun – b-side of 1983 Statik "Up the Down Escalator" single, also released on The Fan and the Bellows.

However, don't get too optimistic: there are just a few tracks from both The Fan and the Bellows and Dali's Picture that are not to be found on Dreams in Celluloid and are otherwise difficult to find. The Fan and the Bellows contains the only released version of "Endlessly Falling" as well as the 7" edit of "Nostalgia", originally released as the b-side of Statik's 1985 "In Shreds" 7" single. Dali's Picture contains otherwise unavailable demos of "The Fan and the Bellows", "Less Than Human", "Monkeyland", and "Nostalgia". Note that any of these titles mentioned above that appear on Script of the Bridge (1983) or the vinyl release of What Does Anything Mean? Basically (1985) are later re-recordings.

Lest you think that this is all of the original studio ephemera from the early days of the Chameleons, you would be wrong. A rare early recording of "Here Today" (different than the version found on Script of the Bridge) can only be found on the 1982 Statik compilation Your Secret's Safe with Us. Two other early recordings, "Dear Dead Days" and "Things I Wish I'd Said", apparently recorded in 1981 with early drummer Brian Schofield (source), can only be found on the rare Here Today, Gone Tomorrow (1992) and the 2008 reissue of Script of the Bridge. Both albums also contain an alternate version of "In Shreds", perhaps recorded in 1983. No further information is available for these three rarities.

At any rate, the Lillywhite session tracks are quite good ("Nostalgia" is one of my favorite songs), "Prisoners of the Sun" is a decent instrumental, and the rest of the demos are nothing special but of some interest in terms of offering witness to the band's development. Dreams in Celluloid does cover the best material from this period, but it is sadly incomplete.

[Tony Fletcher Walked on Water EP. Good luck reading the text on the cover.]

Enough about the first disc of Dreams in Celluloid. Thankfully, the second disc is pretty simple: it's just a reissue of the treasured Tony Fletcher Walked on Water EP, recorded in 1987 right before the band broke up, halfway released in 1990 by singer/bassist Mark Burgess before being blocked by guitarist Dave Fielding. These four songs have also been released on Northern Songs (1994) and some editions of Return of the Roughnecks (1997). The EP has always been hard to find and it is unclear to me why anyone in the band would want to hide it. Simply put, it's amazing and stands up exceedingly well as a strong follow-up to Strange Times (1986). Each of the four songs continues the dreamy, powerful, melodic trend brought to the fore on the preceding album. There isn't a weak second on the whole thing.

Both of these new releases are frustrating due to their incompleteness – they offer some good material, but at the cost of skipping over a few tracks that somehow got left behind and thus remain obscure and expensive to find. The remastering job on all the material is slight and perhaps even a downgrade due to loss of dynamic range. I'm at least happy that most of this material is finally in print again, especially the Tony Fletcher EP, but I'm disappointed that these collections are incomplete and offer nothing previously unreleased. (Even the cover art of Dreams in Celluloid, which I originally assumed to be a new work by Dave Fielding, was previously used in part for the "Singing Rule Britannia (While the Walls Close In)" single.)

["Singing Rule Britannia (While the Walls Close In)" single.]

Why Call It Anything (original release): B
Live at the Academy (original release): B
Why Call It Anything (2013 reissue): C
Dali's Picture: C
The Fan and the Bellows: C+
Tony Fletcher Walked on Water EP: A+
Dreams in Celluloid: B

P.S. Both Here Today, Gone Tomorrow and John Peel Sessions remain mostly overlooked in the Chameleons reissue campaign over the past five years. While the former is scattershot and only occasionally interesting, the latter is a fantastic collection of very high-quality performances.

[Edit 2015.02.11: The John Peel Sessions album has been reissued and I reviewed it here!]


Edoc said...

The Peel Sessions is one of my favorite chameleons recordings. The version of Second Skin on that is chilling.

Patti said...


I completely agree. I think the John Peel Sessions album is their best secondary/archival album. I do like Here Today, Gone Tomorrow a lot as well, but I have to admit I don't own it, as I've never seen a copy for sale. (Ones on eBay go for $50+.) I really, really like the version of "On the Beach" on that one, though.

Anonymous said...

Man, this review is encyclopedic. I really learned a lot from reading it!

-- Potter

Patti said...


Man, you must have been pretty bored to read through all of this post! This one was definitely meant for the obsessive/completist types. Since I was mentally compiling this information anyway, I figured I'd share my results publicly in case anyone else was searching for the same stuff.

Grethiwha said...

Thanks for this! Just noticed these two albums on iTunes – this helped me pick the tracks on Dreams in Celluloid that aren't duplicates since I already have The Fan and the Bellows from when I was scouring the internet in search of Chameleons songs I couldn't get elsewise – I never could find Dali's Picture.

Anyway, it's a neat compilation – a good go-to recommendation for a fourth disc to buy after their three main albums, since it includes all or almost all the unique songs that aren't included as bonus tracks on the main albums. And then John Peel's a good alternate versions album after that.

But yeah. I've got me two new old Chameleons songs and two new old alt versions of great Chameleons songs to listen to. :)

Patti said...


I'm glad I was able to help! You are exactly the type of person I was writing this for (other than myself). The Chameleons have a history of obscuring the origins of their recordings and thus it is difficult to discern what is redundant with what. At any rate, I do like Dreams in Celluloid, it's just a shame that it isn't complete. And I've never found Dali's Picture either. I've heard it but it is essentially impossible to get legally.

Grethiwha said...

Even illegally... ;)

If I could start over I'd probably get these two new discs as well as the two disc versions of their three main albums. As it stands I only own one physical disc (Script of the Bridge 25th Anniversary) and the rest through iTunes – and what I couldn't get through iTunes, through other means...

I mean, The Great Escape is essential if you ask me, but good luck finding that legally. :p

Also, I should have read your blog better, I thought the track Dreams in Celluloid was unique, so scratch what I said last time, that's one new unique song for me and three alt versions. Still cool though. Thanks! :)

Patti said...


Yeah, I may or may not have used less-than-legal means of acquiring some of the limited edition, long out-of-print Chameleons albums. FYI, I may or may not use a filesharing network called Soulseek, and I may or may not have Dali's Picture.

Grethiwha said...

hehe. Soulseek. I'll keep it in mind. I've never been into torrenting; I prefer the more rudimentary and much less successful approach of Googling it and trying to find people that have posted Rapidshare-type links on their blogs. And hoping the links aren't dead. It doesn't always work out. :p

Patti said...

Soulseek is actually just P2P stuff, like oldschool Napster or Kazaa. I do also use torrents, but only for live bootleg stuff, which is generally artist-approved. I (may or may not) only resort to Soulseek out of desperation for those rare and out-of-print items. I'm not even sure if Soulseek is the best or most popular tool anymore, it's just the one I've followed after I gave up on WinMX.

Daria said...

Hi Patrick

Thanks for your insight on the sources of all these Chameleons posthumous releases. As you say these new ones contain almost no information on the source of the recordings, as do the old Imaginary CDs (which I have). One thought which crossed my mind is that the details are omitted because of copyright issues? ;)


Patti said...

Hello Daria,

I get a little obsessive about figuring out which specific recordings appear on which releases... mostly because I want to collect them all without too many repeats.

I'm not sure about the copyright, but that's not a bad thought... I know a lot of post-breakup albums were released by Burgess on whatever label he could find. Since the band were on multiple labels, it is possible that he's hoping to keep them all in the dark about what was really what.

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot for these infos. I'm thinking of buying the Why Call it Anything reissue for the bonus Live at the Academy w/c I'd like to have. But now, I'll be sticking to purchasing a copy of the original release.

Patti said...


Well, this information is almost nowhere on the web, so that's why I wrote this up! I love the Chameleons and I never want to dissuade someone from buying their records, but the Why Call It Anything reissue offers nothing that hasn't been sold before, and the remastering isn't anything special. So... if you have the original releases, there's no point.

John said...

Thank for this detailed analysis. When Dreams In Celluloid came out, I thought of getting it, but decided not to. I was thinking about it again, but as I have all of the other discs (Dali's Picture, etc.) perhaps I should save my money for something else.

Unknown said...

Blue Apple Music has released Script of the Bridge and the Peel Sessions as reissues. Script sounds MUCH better, I haven't heard the Peel Sessions as I already have the original and it sounds pretty good to me...waiting for some feedback before pulling the trigger.

Patti said...


I have the Script of the Bridge reissue from 2008 and it's great, except that I slightly prefer the original cover art. I've never heard the original mastering, so I can't compare it, but I like the version I have, and the bonus tracks are good. I think the latest pressing does not have the bonus disc, but presumably it's the same remaster.

I actually hadn't heard about the reissue of the John Peel Sessions until you mentioned it! I'm probably going to get it, since my only copy is on cassette. I love that album and I'd really like to have a better version of it.

Still, though, where is Here Today, Gone Tomorrow?

Anonymous said...

Just as an FYI the Script reissue is completely new, it's really good and I'd suggest picking it up if you are placing an order for something else.

Patti said...


I got the John Peel Sessions reissue and it's great. It's not much of an improvement over the original, but if you don't already have it, it's well worth it. I reviewed it here.

I'm still hesitant to buy the new Script reissue... I just bought a reissue of that album in 2008! Considering how most of the Chameleons' remasters are not substantial improvements, I don't think it's worth it for me.